S1E1: Pilot (Crown Jewels)

After several years on the run, Heer, Bilal and Nazzy’s easy days are over as two surprises come around and turn life upside down.

Characters

 * Heer Kazan
 * Bilal Kazan
 * Nazzy Kazan
 * Altaf Mirza
 * Elena Quincy
 * Lee Quincy

Summary
Heer wakes up and announces that today is the "big day" to their toys: Daffy Dill, Dr. Milkenstein, and Poofles. Bilal interrupts to chastise Heer for being loud and to serve breakfast to Heer and his sister, Nazzy. Heer reveals that the subject of their big day is their promotion from housekeeper at the Quincy Manor, where they have been employed after they ran away from home. Nazzy and Bilal tease Heer for their crush on their boss, Elena Quincy and argue over whose responsibility it is to clean the bathroom. Afterwards, the three toast to their escape from the third-richest family in the world, the Mirzas, and Heer heads off to work. When the doorbell rings, Bilal and Nazzy assume it is Heer and are surprised by Heer's father, Altaf Mirza appearing instead.

Heer arrives at the Quincy Manor and tells Elena that they have something to confess to them. Elena is particularly busy as she has recently taken on the position of CEO of the Quincy publishing house. Before Heer can confess, Elena reveals that she is a mother and her daughter, Lee Quincy has arrived after being expelled from a boarding school she was attending since childhood. Elena, not wanting her daughter to fail out of her new school, has promoted Heer to a tutor for her. Heer agrees to take Lee to school. After a cold reception, Lee quickly deduces that Heer is the heir to the Mirza family due to the birthmark on their wrist, which is normally hidden by a friendship bracelet. Lee agrees to keep it a secret in exchange for an exclusive book deal about the Mirza family and the ability to ask Heer three questions every day about their experiences growing up.

Back at the apartment, Nazzy and Bilal puzzle over what to do with Altaf, who has begun to unpack his bags. Altaf informs them (via a news broadcast) that he quit his job, declared he was gay, and is now a missing person. Nazzy calls Heer in a panic, but makes excuses for them hearing Altaf's voice over the phone. Bilal and Altaf start drinking and smoking weed, which ends disastrously for Altaf. Nazzy attempts to do damage control on the situation by suggesting they go to Fonzie's, Heer's favorite sandwich shop.

Heer misses another opportunity to tell Elena how they feel, which is witnessed by Lee after she skips class again. After Lee finishes her school day, she tries to get information out of Heer to no avail. Heer asks about the strained relationship between Lee and her mom, which Lee reacts negatively to. In a positive turn, Heer finds out Lee is actually very talented in mathematics and insists that she take a placement test for a higher math class.

Heer returns to the apartment shortly after Nazzy and Bilal stick an inebriated and high Altaf in the tub. Heer gently scolds Bilal and Nazzy before stating that they will clean the bathroom so the two won't argue, and discovers their father.